Pasar Malam is my fav shopping place!

and buck's too I reckon. hahaha...pasar malam sells cheap stuffs, but interesting too. It's not C&C like some places it's C&G k. Cheap and good. haha...okay, I admit, there're bound to be some sub standard stuffs there, so you gotta be observant and go to every single stall to see how's the "market" like. haha...

Ah buck and I went on sat and we like what we saw. So whenever there's a pasar malam we know of, you can find us there. heh heh.

I LOVE PASAR MALAMS!!!

(although I don't even know what the heck it means. heh.)

Lynden, Siew, Ting and I attended the Clinique workshop today. We were late for like 15 mins? haha...Went in and sat in the very first row. Saw Eileen whom I haven't seen in like a million years. haha. Some facts were quite interesting. Like what is SPF, how do you know which one to buy that is best for your skin. But some were boring and I almost dozed off. heh. Lucky I didn't totally knock out.

Recieved free door gifts containing of Clinique products. Bloody small tube of sunblock, and some cream, clarifying lotion and whatnots packed in the medicine tablet form. All of us were like laughing at it. haha...But like what dumb says, better than nothing right. Some more the workshop is free lei. oh wells. Shan't complain. tee hee...

It's in a pretty pouch! Can great skin be created? yes. CLINIQUE.

The stuffs inside.


The sun block or something with a very high SPF of 40! Wow! I'll prance around in the hot hot sun for hours and I'll never get burnt!! HOORAY!


This is the one we were all laughing at. Packed in a medicine tablet form. wahaha...Consists of liquid facial soap mild, clarifying moisture lotion and drama- (mama) tically different moisturizing lotion. I know my cousin swear by the drama mama different moisturizing lotion. haha...

There's a TANGS sale in school at the atrium. So many people! Totally crowded. We just briefly glanced at the stuffs selling. There's a Clinique booth, buying eye shadows for dumb as her 21st birthday present. wahaha...

Saw Kaiyun and she actually knows who I am. Shocked. haha...

Might be going again tomorrow to take a better look. At the sale, not kaiyun you silly billy!

Anyways, I got my GO! card! wahaha...very happy cuz I think it's pretty! Although I would be much happier if it's in PINK. But oh wells, blue seems like the official colour for POSB. heh. No choice luh. Shall hao lian to bra when he comes home, cuz he was the one who wanted a GO! card since like forever? heh heh.

whoo hoo!! Happy or what? HAPPY! Not what this time. haha. You GO! girl! Don't ask me go where hor. Slap your nnp uh.

For yeo ting ting who kept requesting photos of this girl. Nah! See la see la! haha...

JOKE OF THE DAY:

Siew and I were looking through SHOUT magazine, an overseas magazine that Vanessa lent us. So I was just flipping through where there was this page on all the Hollywood hunks and who is your dream hunk this kinda shit. There was Zac Efron, David Beckham and I could'nt remember more. heh. Sorry. Siew was saying that there was this guy who was like damn cute and handsome who wasn't on the list. So I asked her who.

Siew: Neh...he acted in that movie. He very cute one.

Me: Which movie? haha...

Siew: *thinking hard* Ah, he acted in the...HARBOUR FRONT!

Me: *started to giggle hysterically* You mean Josh Harnett? *still giggling*

Siew: Ah ya!! Josh Harnett! He very handsome lor!

Me: *giggling still* Yea. Pearl harbour, not harbour front. *giggle and giggle some more*

Siew: ya. Pearl Harbour. *seems not to realize her mistake*

Me: You said Harbour Front. *giggle*

Siew: hah? I did? wahahaha...I didn't know eh!! I got say Harbour Front ah?? I didn't even realize!!

*laugh and laugh and laugh*

Tomorrow got Visual Basic test. Georgie!! Impart all your knowledge to me!!! hahaha...

Someone's getting me REEEALLY irritated...

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via: You sha dap. YACHT!!!!

msXIANG: ok ok! stop getting all excited. Come see when you free then. haha...

TOM: yay! Thanks Tom! Via sucks. BFFs forever!! With Harry too!! tee hee hee tee.

shepardjane: zou sucks more than I lor. BZE! wahaha...what luh. One little plastic bag can let u laugh like mad, than one whole cardboard box you die of laughing? haha...zou sucha idiot! You spay zourself ah!! I hate zou loads too!! BZE!!! hahahahah...

Ah Ling's Sweet 18th Birthday Surprise @ West Coast!

which is damn bloody hot by the way. West Coast that is. haha...ah ling, be touched hor. We stayed in the hot hot sun for so long just to exchange for your one happy smile. I'm glad you didn't wear your contact lens. If not, you'll be able to see clearly and then the surprise would be ruined. wahaha...

Up next! Photos!!

Waiting patiently for the guest of honour and her B friend to arrive. haha...

"eh, don't anyhow take la..."


"eh wah liao...I think my hand damn smelly lor. Must be just now toilet...the tap spoil..."


"oh shit! I forgot all about the toilet's spoilt tap! No wonder my hand smells farnie too..."


I'm so gonna get my own yacht soon.



Literally is clear blue skies can.


"yay!! We're like holding on to a pillar!! We are like so happy!"


"Acherly, our real happiness is cuz of this!! Can you hear it moving in my tummy?"

"Do I really have to take responsibility for that bloody unsightly bump on her tummy? Don't feel like eh. sian..."


"heh heh. It's not her child, but she doesn't have to know that. Gonna rip her off till every cent belongs to me...and my child! wahahahahha!!!"


Sneak peek at the birthday cake.


The Pressie! Whoa...hip girl on plastic bag! She up up 抬起头 up up 举个手 can!! Jolin number 2! Although Jolin don't wear such tacky outfits and don't have bad hair either. Center parting is just simply disgusting. For her case, NO parting is even worse! wahaha...


Getting ready for her arrival!


Target with B friend spotted!


Surprise!!


Will you make a fish wish make a wish...


Lousy angle shot but I like it cuz she's wearing the watch we gave her last year! =]


Jie meis together forever! Not full though. Ah po and lao gao, you guys are missed! =]


Tom and B friend. (Tom=ah ling. Ah ling=Tom. Depending on my mood, I'll use either one. haha...so don't get all confused k.)


She's a happy tom!!


Cut cake cut cake. You could practically feel ah buck's gaze burning into the cake. She's like famished. haha...


With the pressie!


shiny shiny mango cake!


Tissue pool! haha...cuz Uncle Tay forgot to bring the napkins or some sort for the cake, everyone just dug into their bags and threw out every packet of tissue paper they could find. Accumulated to this amount. Damn farnie.

No more photos liao. All with Ah Ling. You guys can go view her blog if you wanna see.

Went to teng's house to slack. HQ very long never go liao. wahaha..watched stupid farnie youtube videos and laughed like shit. Damn tired, so I slept while the others played mahjong.

Woke up and went Bali seafood restaurant for dinner. Ordered like so many food. But we managed to polish most of it up.

Sam sent us home and crossed bridge with xiang.

HOME SWEET HOME.

Nights people!!

Happy sweet 18th to Rachel dear!!

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HUITING: I got wear nice before what u NNP. Nobody will drool over me de lor. Unless their mouths got hole. wahaha...and pepper that time pee in her pan is LUCK one! She still anyhow do it!! URGH. Cbox done. Figuring ur imeen only. U ma fan kia. haha...

msXIANG: oh. ya hor. i forgot. lazy to take out ur link also. leave it there to fool kpos ba. wahaha...

sarahjane: ammonia what right? bought le, try le, no use de. thinking of buying a cage lor. lock her in! haha...

TOM: there it is! haha...can see? i didnt know u never lock it up le ma. haha. good good. i hope you had fun today my tom! LOVE YA!! =]=]=]=]=]=]=]

Nobody see what...

Stupid Yeo Ting Ting complained that I wear like kns to school. She says I always anyhow grab clothes and just throw it on. Which is true anyways. She wants me to wear at least something acceptable for once.

YOU MEAN I ALWAYS WEAR UNACCEPTABLE CLOTHES TO SCHOOL AH!!!?

I never knew clothes were categorised in acceptable and unacceptable. I see them as sexy and slutty. muahahaha...And I'm definitely not going for slutty. Whatcha say? YOU LIKE SLUTTY!!!? GOD! *cough*SLUT*cough*

That stupid nnp. haha...feel like strangling her. She hao lian kia always wear nice nice to school. Ralph Lauren logo big until shit. hahaha...yellow yellow dirty fellow some more!

Pepper is so naughty!!! She peed in my room!!! She's so gonna sleep outside all alone in the dark tonight and I don't care if she whines and barks. Nobody messes with ma room! HUMPH!!! *shakes fist*

Pepper oh Pepper...

Pepper's been giving all of us loads of headaches lately. Cuz she don't know where is the right place to do her business. Her businesses are like 4 to 5 times daily? Or maybe more, I don't know, I didn't count.

I've been like sleeping late and waking up early cuz of her. What a good girl. My precious little thing. hahaha...

Can anyone give any suggestions or ideas as to how to train her faster? The right way, must be tested and proven effective one hor. Don't anyhow gimme nonsense which I know some of you people are only capable of doing. Thanks loads first to whoever is kind enough to contribute.

My vision is like totally blurred when I look at the computer screen. Bloody irritating I tell you. One blink and all's blurred, then it slowly starts to focus but then you cannot keep your eyes open for so long right, so you blink again. BLURRED AGAIN. kns. Is it because of the cheapo contacts I wear? I thought all contact lens are the same luh. The only difference is like their price? Gee, I don't know. Guess I thought wrong. I'm only meant for high class stuffs. Sorry hor.

*yawn* Should really be sleeping at this hour. Hope I can see clearly again. Doctor says my eyes are fine the last time I went for the check up. Oh wells. People from NUH one, should trust them I guess. Ciao people!! Nights.

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OuyangWudi: eh what. you don't jealous can. go create a blog luh. haha...

Ipod Touch...I wanna TOUCH!

Wah liao eh. Dumb is damn lucky luh, got an Ipod Touch for her 21st birthday. Lovingly bought by her bf. wahahah...lucky shit sia.

I want an Ipod Touch too!!! I don't mind an Iphone too ya know? hahaah...

Yeo Ting Ting hao lian kia. Know how to put up the tagboards and stuffs le lor. But you still copy cat kiss the rat nonetheless hor! muahahaha...

School until 6pm tomorrow, then seeing buck till 10. LONG DAY AHEAD.

URGH.

PS: Pepper is sleeping so soundly, like a cute little baby! *gushes on and on*

New Blog Template!!

Okay, I know this template is not exactly NEW, but it's new in a sense cuz I've never used it before. wahaha...

Anyways, many millions sorry to tee lao gao for missing out on her 18th birthday celebration. It really wasn't intentional. I really forgot about my cousin's 21st birthday. Oops. Hope you had a really fab time though. heh. *weak smile*

Tagboard and stuffs are not up cuz I don't have my original template with me here as I'm still in school. Will try my best to edit it once I'm home, but I don't think I'm able to do it all by myself. haha...

In the meantime, you guys can use the comments section to leave your nonsense. hahaha...

Till then...TOODLES! *waves*

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ah buck: siao. I didn't say I wanna be your PR hor. I just say CAN BE liao. Can't you hear my relunctant tone? wahaha. I don't miss you either. er xin kia. haha...

bei: yea lor. that's what I'm doing too! how naughty of us. wahaha...but we still gotta grit our teeth and bear with it. must pass all sucky modules!! wahahaha...

OuyangWudi: dont care u uh. pfft.

shepardjane: love me like how i hate you. miss mi like how i NEVER miss you and where the freak is my EMAIL!!!? i swear im so gonna burst your water balloons NNP!!!!!!!!!

See Beh Sleepy...

I'm having lessons until 11am and not a single word got into my head. Am I pro or am I pro? wahaha...faster end the lesson lei, then I can have my 3 hour long break and squeeze some sleep into it. muahahaha...

Lessons till 6pm today. Kumon afterwards, will be seeing dearie buck. Gotta ask her for more suggestions. wahaha...

See beh tired now luh I tell you. URGH. I am so gonna hit the sack once I'm home tonight. I hate 8am lessons. Lucky it's only once a week. *PHEW*

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Ah Buck: eat shit and die luh. I where got say I miss you huh? dont one sided affair can. Shi mei you jie guo de!! mian dui xian shi ba! wahahahha~

Senile? Or simply not thinking?

Recently, I find myself pumping the shower foam onto my hand and putting it all over my HAIR. I don't know why either. I think something is terribly wrong with me. I'm guessing it's work. My brain has been used too much already, so I can't even think properly at the end of the day anymore.

BOOHOO.

OH. I dragged mummy to go shopping with 4 yi and ah zhen today after we came back from NUH. She bought 2 tops for me? Or rather, I made her do it. heh. I'm a happy girl today!!

Finally tomorrow can see my dearie buck. Stupid idiot. Okays den...guess I shall go off now. Work in the morning and I think I might doze off while talking to the kids.

TEE HEE.

Ouch?

I should really cut my toe nails. It's getting REEALLY long. I'm so worried that it'll come right off one fine day. heh...

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OuyangWudi: you have no say in this.

sarahjane: will you please stop changing your tag name already!!? stick with one u dammit. the shirt's tian xia luh. Irritating. I don't think it's a restaurant name like all you guys think it is. SHA DAP already.

I miss Sunny Perth!!!

I like this photo very much. I think what I'm gonna do is develop it and put it in my wallet. waaha...

Looking at this photo, I realised I've never blogged about my holiday in Perth! Okay luh. I'll do that soon. No worries.

Oh! But then again, school's starting in less than a week. SUCKS. I don't feel like going to school at all. What with the shitty timetable and all. URGH. Why is my life so miserable that I always have to endure the lousy timetables for so many sems!!! I hope my next sem gets better. I like my first sem time table best. Although we ended at 6pm on friday, but it can't get any worse than now. We end at 930pm on friday. ON A FREAKIN FRIDAY!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!? you better say you are, if not I'm gonna tickle you until you say it! And I know all your ticklish spots~~~ *sly grin*

I miss Yoon Jin already. My favourite girl. Apparently Sabrina's favourite girl too. NO!! SHE'S MINE!! muahahahah...go find somebody your own size. WAHAHAHA!!! Yoon Jin's not coming on thursday. BOOHOO.

AND THAT STUPID BUCK UH. Please faster end your Free Of Charge camp (although you have to pay like 25 bucks? WTH. haha.) and come back to work hor. Everyone's been asking me about you even though I've told them COUNTLESS times that you are in camp. (Machiam army. haa.

THEM: when jia hui book out?
ME: dunno lei. See she got suay suay kanna from her upstairs not lor. )

wahahah...FASTER COME BACK LUH!!! irritating. As if I'm your PR manager like that. Always help you answer all these questions.

I had quite an enjoyable morning today. Mummy accompanied me to NUH today. (although she did complain non stop about how old I was already and should really go to all these appointments by myself.) It ended unexpectedly early. Half an hour later, I was done and all ready to go! So we went to visit san gu zhang. Stayed for around an hour, we went back to Jurong East to have lunch.

Shopped at ABC (kiam cai cha lo ti) store. The ah buck taman jurong centre there have the those kind of shops. Sell all the funny-never-see-before snacks. wahaha...bought tiramisu cream puffs. Haven't tried it yet. Hope ah pui will not get wind of it before I snacked on one first. If not, she confirm finish the whole thing and there's not many to begin with in the first place. haha...

Mummy wanted to eat at coffeeshop for lunch, but I wanted Kopitiam. As in THE Kopitiam with the aircon and all? wahahah...mummy said it was ex lei, but relented anyways. tee hee. I win. *proud grin* Ordered Korean Cusine for both of us. Bugged mummy for ice kachang as dessert. haha...

Walked to take 334 while mummy continued walking home in the hot sweltering heat carring heavy bags of groceries. Poor mummy. Ask her to take bus she don't want, when she changed her mind, it was too late. We were well past the bus stop. haha...OH WELLS.

Reached workplace and started to work. Boss treat us coffee swiss roll. Then work and work and work until like 5 plus? YEA. Took bus home.

Reached home and finished mopping the floor for mummy. Ate McChicken burger with baked beans and potatoes with popo and puis. Popo asked if I have any boyfriends. I shook my head no. Fats was kpo to cut in saying I nobody want. Popo said she was talking cock (weren't her exact words luh. You think my popo THAT HIP uh? siao.) and that I was too beautiful not to have anyone wooing me. Confirm got guys fighting over me one. wahahahha!! I love my popo. She always thinks the world out of her grandchildren. tee hee hee...then I asked her about China and she told us loads of stories and all. haha...

Finished eating and I ordered fats to go over and accompany popo. She is to do her homework there. I bathed then went over with my one whole basket full of clothes to be folded. Popo helped me fold it too. heh heh. Alright! Less work for me...tee hee...

10pm came and I went over with my clothes all folded nicely. Finished up my tasks, scolded fats for awhile then came online. Sar ah ja ne was being an idiot as usual.

And here I am blogging!!! hahaha...I enjoy today very much!! =]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]

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shepardjane: I thought you were used to being stared at by people? Not because you were laughing loudly but because of your freaky looks. wahahah...crazy. I seriously don't know what you find it so amusing. haha...and faster buy me an air ticket. Then you can laugh all you want. wahahah...

JASON: eh eh. where got stupid. This kind of scenario MIGHT happen you know! Don't pray pray uh.

estheRc: CAI!! aiya. you so idiotic, whole world also know. Don't need me to say it out de lor. wahaha...working in tuition centre, marking the worksheets the kids do. haha...

Omen...OH NO!!

As some of you know, fats lost her handphone like 1 week ago? On friday when she went to Bugis to watch some performance with the YHHB people. I met her when I was walking home from JE interchange. When she told me she lost her phone, I almost screamed out loud. If not for her friends all standing around her, I might have just scolded like a mad woman. So I just gave her huge pinch on her fat arm. wahaha...

On the way home, I nagged non stop. She kept mostly quiet but retorted sometimes. I don't care and just kept on nagging all the way until I reached home.

So came next friday which was the speech day. When I reached home after the speech day performance, she was already at home. Watching The Omen. She asked me to watch it with her. I said okay, I have to shower first though. So she said alright then, she'll switch it to another channel until I'm done. The Omen is quite a scary show to us. We're both scaredy cats.

So while I was in the shower, I suddenly heard my sister gave quite a loud shout. I thought nothing of it because I thought she was watching The Omen. I was thinking to myself, "serves her right for acting brave and watching it without me." *snicker*. The she said to don't know who. "eh! I lost my phone lei!" Like duh!! Who doesn't know already? Did she develop amnesia? Hmm, might be the time when I knocked hard on her big hollow head...

I thought nothing of it but I froze when I heard what she said next. "Why is my phone in my room...CHARGING!!?" I was like...WHAAAAAAA............TTT!!? The phone was lost so many days ago! Exactly one week eh!! Now it's in our room and charging somemore!!! What the hell is going on!!?

"wah liao. I watching Omen lei." Suddenly one big gust of cold wind blew past me in the bathroom. I shuddered like don't know what. I suddenly become very scared. I almost screamed out loud when I heard a knock on the bathroom door. Stupid fats.

Told her I don't know anything about the recovered phone. Maybe bra had something to do with it. So I quickly finish showering and watch The Omen with fats. Bra came home and we asked him about it. He said huh as in the question mark huh and both of us got more afraid.

Bra called parents and we finally found out the reason why the phone suddenly appeared in our room. Some kind soul returned it to our parents. Lucky fats stored dad's phone number as daddy. If she stored as lim beh or something, the person might not understand dialet. Later she call the number and said "Is this Mr Lim?" My dad might just answer "Sorry it's Mr Wong." and kup the phone. Then the phone might never be returned! So HENG UH!!

And hor...I don't understand why the person took so long to contact my parents luh. Bloody irritating. Made me feel the pinch for so long. Slap her/him (if is ah gua, don't know is wat. It maybe?) uh. wahaha...

Finished watching The Omen and made me sleepless. Slept at like 3am plus luh. And I had work in the morning the next day lor. Super tired. Luckily some of the kids made me smile and felt a lil more energised. haha...

Was watching The Shanghai Noon on HBO this evening. I watched it before but the second time you watch, you'll just notice the little details and remember them. I just kept laughing when I saw this scene. Told it to fats and we kept laughing and laughing. wahahaha...

Jackie Chan is called John Wayne. Apparently his name is Jiang Wen since he's coming from China and all. (Don't know where the hell did he learn to speak English in the movie.) Owen Wilson is Roy O' Bannon if I'm not wrong. He can't pronounce Jiang wen so he called him John Wayne. haha...

John and Roy are locked up in a cell. They tried to think of ways to get out.

Roy: *muttering to himself* ok. we've got pillows, chairs, blankets, towels and a bed...put them all together and what do we get??

John started looking around, tore part of his clothes and started to piss on them.

Roy: *noticed what John is doing* Hey! what are you doing? Stop that! *covers eyes with hands*

John: *finished pissing, picked up the wet shirt and held it out to Roy* Hold this for me.

Roy: *backs away immediately* No! It's your shirt! You hold it yourself! What the hell are you doing!!?

John: Wet shirt no break. *proceeds to tie the wet shirt around the cell bars*

Roy: This is all you can come up with? Pissing on your shirt? Just...stop that. It's...embarrassing. *sat down on one of the beds, dejected*

*John started to twist the wet shirt with a stick and the bars started to bend*

Roy: *looks up amazed* Hey...

John: *smiles* I told you so.

Roy: No no. You told me wet shirt no break. Not pissed shirt bend bars. Now let's get out of here!

*Stood up and went over to John and "helped" him*

waahahha...kept laughing when i heard what he said.

When we were on the car back home from dinner just now, fats and I kept laughing on the car because I told her stupid jokes and we just couldn't stop laughing. muahahahah!!!

And OH! The part about the gust of cold wind in the bathroom? I was actually lying. heh.

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ben: now then you know i'm smart? you so stupid. wahaha...why go around tagging about people's girlfriends huh? haha...don't bluff luh. you must have missed me loads. wahahahah!!

Stupid Cai!

estheRc. i love my home-land said:
i need a girl friend too.

msJO said:
there's still so many girls!!

estheRc. i love my home-land said:
i prefer my zu

msJO said:
it's ok. we can still meet wat.

estheRc. i love my home-land said:
dun wan, i wan2 go toilet with u during interval break

msJO said:
you irritating luh.

msJO said:
you got bladder problem ah.

msJO said:
toilet

msJO said:
interval break somemore.

msJO said:
you think watching concert

msJO said:
hahaha...


Laughed out loud when cai told me that. so silly billy la that girl. interval break. machaim every practice is watching concert. wahahaha...

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OuyangWudi: what cheapskate. orh hor. you like that say me you saying thousands of other people also. cuz they all go watch. you die.

ben: i dont like your girlfriend luh. wahaha...irritating nan chiau. missed me already? haha...

Accomplished feeling!

I enjoyed myself at work today! I don't really know why either. Maybe it's because I got to know the other girls more. I also learnt something new. By the time i "logged out" of work, I felt a sense of satisfaction. haha...

I hardly felt like this when I go school. Never once in my life did I go home with a sense of satisfaction and achievement. haha...okay luh. Gotta admit maybe the money helps a little. tee hee hee...

Buck's not working these few days. Stupid pig. Working on sat with me though. But gonna disappear from tues to thurs? ZHEN SHU DE LOR. Everyone kept asking me about you. Felt like answering "aiya. die already la." *nochalant wave of hand* MUAHAHAHA!!!!

Oh Yeah! Thanks loads to Jinying!!! LOVE YOU!! *hugs and kisses*

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OuyangWudi: Uncle. ticket free one hor. you declared bankrupt you also can watch.