Slumber Partayeeee~

I attended my first ever slumber party last night!! Although everyone laughed when I told them I'm having a slumber partaye with four people. Including me. hahah...They were all like, "wahaha. siao ah!? four people how to partaye??? wahahah." At least that's what bra did. hahaha...

After tuition, headed over to Claire's place and porn was already there. Hate that girl loads. hahaha...Forever bully me one. Claire also! BOOHOO. Jumper was as excited to see me as usual. hahah...We talked cock for some time before bei came. It was like a potluck slumber partaye. So I brought mashed potatoes. Not completely mashed anyways. It was more like in chunks? heh. Fang brought hot chocolate packets. Speaking of which, two packets are sitting in my bag now. hahaha...Bei brought sushi and tidbits. Claire sponsor maggie mee and tidbits and of course her place. haha...

We didn't eat any maggie mee though. My potatoes were all cleared. Many thanks to me. hahaha! Hot chocolate we didn't drink. They kept on drinking water from my water bottle! Keep on refill and refill. Damn lame lah! Got carrot juice don't want to drink, drink water....from MY bottle some more vor. Asses. hahaha...

Ate tidbits as we chatted. Made Claire dig into her closet to give us clothes. hahah...EVERYONE went home with something. No one left empty handed. All were pretty happy I guess. hahaha...

Claire and I slept on her bed while porn and bei slept on the mattress. They chatted until damn late into the night. Or so I've heard. hahah...Claire and I slept first.

Then Claire left for work early in the morning. Porn, bei and I went for MacDonald's breakfast. I was like craving for it lah. Don't know why also. hahaha...Porn saw her friend there. Or rather, her friend saw her. She was so bloody blind lah. We're talking about her friend and she didn't even realise it's her friend until he called out to her. hahaha...STUPID. Brain full of nonsense only! PUI! hahahahah!!!

After breakfast, I don't know why everyone 心血来潮 said they can come my house to help me clean my room. hahha...So okay den. Off we go to my house. Made a stop at bei's house first.

Reached my house and they started throwing everything from my closet. hahah...Bunch of suckers yall. Anyways, my side of the closet is now neat and tidy all thanks to them. But I've got like damn a lot of clothes which I have no idea what to do with lah! OH WELLS. Fats' side of the closet still like KNS though. hahah...

After the closet, they tackled my table. Halfway done only till now. hahha..Fats and I continuing tomorrow. Hope we're successful luh. heh.

So the two Maria-for-a-few-hours lunched at my house. Momsie prepared quite a lot of food. Feel honoured okay. You think all maria can eat this kind of good stuffs? hahaha...Porn and bei became good friends with pepper.

Pepper was such a naughty girl today. Doing her business all around the house. Most of the time in bra's room somemore! *smack bottom* Naughty girl!!

Went to work earlier as they're short handed. hahaha...Surprisingly, I'm not feeling very lethargic now. Still have the energy to online. Not bad eh? muahahah...

Tonight is my dearie's turn to have a slumber partaye already. Hope she enjoys it. With the mozzies and all! muahahah~~~~

PS: Porn damn irritating today. Keep on G-O GO! slap her uh!!! Irritating piece of shit! PUI! hahahahah!!!

Replies~

Js: why you gimme that face. hahha...

OuyangWudi: pay your head lah. haaha...Johnny is a common name. hahah...go change your name now. GOOOO! hahah...

Glorious Holidayssssssss...

Mama mia!! Last paper just ended yesterday at exactly 2:30PM according to NYP's digital clock in the sports hall. muahahha! But strangely, although it's the last paper, I didn't feel much excitement in me. Weird, yes I know. hahaha...

After the paper, sj fetched us to eat prawn noodles. Don't know where. But in singapore for sure. muahaha...before that, he fetched hanwei, eunice and lynden to places they wanna go. So it's like 10 people in a seven seater car? hahaha...first time sitting in a car that's so bloody packed.

Anyways, prawn noodles were not bad. heh. Then walked round that place which I already said I DON'T KNOW WHERE. SO QUIT BUGGING MI AITE? The place was kinda boring. Then sj drove us to chinatown and he kept on missing the street that we're supposed to turn into! We u-turned for like 2, 3 times lorrrr! hahha...Everyone cheered when he turned into the correct street. Damn farnie luh. hahaha...

Went to eat tangyuan. It came with ginger soup, which I found it pretty disgusting. wahahah...Siew drank the soup while I shared tangyuans with her. heh.

Walked around some more then went to the 10 dollar KTV liao. BLUFF. It's so not 10 bucks. All liars liars, I'm so gonna set their shop on fire! URGH. But neh mind. hahaha...

At 12am, sj and alvin and hanwei came to find us with 2 cars. Sj sent me home first with Kimtack and Johnny in the car while the others went to "Old market" to eat in alvin's car. Thanks loads to Johnny for sending me to my door. Thanks loads to Sj for sending me all the way home. NO THANKS to SIM KIMTACK for being a total idiot. muahahha...

Opened the door and was greeted by pepper. hahaha...bra haven't sleep yet. So I took my stuffs and went to the toilet in my parent's room to bathe. Momsie was inside. hahaha...talked a little while then I bathe.

After bathing, then I went to sleep already since DS was low batt. hahah...but I actually did managed to play a little before sleeping. HEH.

Today was dad's 54th birthday! He's 36 whole years older than me! I know cuz we're both born in the year of horse. So he's like three whole cycles earlier than me. One cycle is 12 years. So...do your math. hahaha...

Bra and I treated the whole family plus Lijun to pepper lunch. Lijun bought a red adidas singlet for dad. It's quite nice really. hahaha...Dad said he loved it. heh.

After dinner, went sarah jane's house to take my apple strudel. heh. Stupid girl. Give her money still spew vulgarities at me. DAMMIT. hahaha...thanks for the gift! It's so NOT a lamb! hahaha...Your eyes are playing tricks on ya! But still loads of thanks. hahah...

Reached home and have cake cutting celebration at popo's house with san gu they all. Pepper joined in the fun too. hahha...She's usually not allowed over at popo's house actually. tee hee. But hey, what the heck. hahaha...

Halfway through my cake, a head suddenly peeked out from popo's door. It was dad's friends! His friends included my momsie's younger bro and wife. hahaha...They came to give him a surprise! BOY! Was my dad surprised and happy at the same time. hahaha...So we went over to my house and had another cake cutting ceremony there. The funny thing was, they bought the EXACT SAME CAKE AS US! Mango cake from Polar puffs and cakes. hahaah! They kept laughing when they saw our cake. muahahha...all behaving like little kids really. tee hee hee.

Nobody saw this surprise coming. Cuz when we were having dinner at pepper lunch, my xiao jiu ma sms-ed dad to ask if he wanted to watch Getai as they always watch it together. My dad replied saying he's eating dinner now and will contact them later. After taking the strudel from sarah and on our way home, my xiao jiu ma sms-ed saying she wait for my dad until fall asleep liao. My dad called them and asked where they are. They said they are at home waiting for his reply. My dad then told them he's not going to watch already cuz we still have to cut the cake. Thus he felt very gulity for making them wait and all, cuz he thought they went to watch first. Bra then suggested asking them if they wanted to come and cut the cake with us. So momsie called them again and they said no cuz they haven't bathe and all. hahaha...So we were all like oh okay. So forget it then.

WHO KNOWS!!? They popped out from nowhere and even bought a stalk of fresh sunflower! It's really pretty. hahaha...They came and finished one whole bottle of Martell XO supreme, which according to them was like SUPER NICE. All went home with beet red faces. hahaha...Now the empty martell wine bottle is used as a vase for the sunflower. hahha...It's so farnie really. Photos maybe will upload another day den. heh.

Now dad is bloody happy and don't feel like sleeping anymore. hahah. Cuz it's the first time in his life that his kids are paying for everything on his birthday and his friends threw him a surprise birthday party. hahah...He said he will be smiling in his sleep tonight. Hope it doesn't scare the shit outta momsie when she turn and see his face tonight. HEH.

OH WELLS. That's how my day went for yesterday and today. Quite fruitful really. hahah...

Now...holidays are hereeeeeeee!!!!!! OH HAPPY DAYYYY!!!!!!

PS: IM DAMN FREAKING EXCITED ABOUT THE CHALET. HAHAHHA...

Replies~

lazygurlgurl: the old link is what ah? hahaha...I totally forgot already. muahaah! neh mind. Can go ah ling's blog. tee hee...

ah buck: why am I the drama mama? I don't have kids yet!!! hahaha...ya. see you twice a week. But the time spent is like less den an hour?? hahaha...ya. ok. I'll go play my music. DUNCH WORRISH AH! Just ask johnny. muahahah!

js: you want of course is can eat de lah. hahaha...

...: eh you are? bet it's lynden right? always this stupid names. hahah...stop dotting mi uh. hahaha...

OuyangWudi: lames lah! 12 midnight liao lei. what can you expect? people rolling out red carpet and cheering to welcome you hah. hahaha...Did you lose your way back to sj's car not. muahahaah! and thanks ah. heh.

Why my primary school don't have those alumni dinner gathering kind of shit uh?? Okay, not like ANY primary schools in singapore have also. heh. But I think overseas de have lor!!!

NO FAIR.

We're small until everything also deprived of!

I neh attend prom before cannnnnn.

NO FAIR.

KNS.

Take blanket lah!!!

Let's organise one on our ownnnnn!!!

VIA SHALL DO IT!
hahahaha...

Tomorrow working. Can someone please transfer ah buck over already. Nowadays, I'm bored-ing in process liaosssssss.................

BOO.

This is so so so so so sos sos sos sos sos RANDOM.

I want to see my primary school and secondary school de 猪朋狗友！！！！

老天爷阿！ 请成全我吧！！！ *goes down on knees and begs*

STRAWBERRY MILKKKKKK!!!

and sarah jane...hahaha...

My dumb dumb came back today! All the way from penang! hehehe...bet she's really loving it back in singapore. Parents plus bra went all the way to JB to fetch her home. heh. Bra told me they saw an accident on the way there and...let's just say RIP k. =(

On a happier note! I got parents to buy me strawberry milk! It's much nicer than fresh milk when you drink it on it's own. Cuz I really don't drink milk, thus there's very little calcium in my bones which is really bad for me when I grow older. So my momsie kept forcing me to drink milk and eat more fruits and stuffs like that. I refused of course. I don't really like to drink milk just like that. I also don't eat many fruits. I'm not fussy ok. I just don't really like fruits. But I can eat all kinds of food though. muahahah! So NOT a glutton.

So back to the milk track. I told my parents to buy it so that I will drink milk more often and they don't even have to nag me. Killing 2 birds with 1 stone right? GOOD. I just drank one cup and I can still smell the sweet strawberry smell lingering in the room. OH. That's cuz the cup is just beside me. WTH. So from now onwards, I'm gonna be a strawberry milk drinker with loads of calcium in my bones! YAYYYYYY! hahaha...

So cute. hahaha...

All PINK and YUMMY!!! =]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]

On to sarahjane. hahaha...

Today's her 19th birthday!

3 Little tiggers coming to wish you happy 19th! =]

I purposely chose a side photo of you cuz I really don't wanna scare everybody with your face. See how considerate I'm being? wahaha...One year plus of nothing but crap with you. How FORGETTABLE. hahaha...Endless FORGETTABLE memories with YOU around definitely. hehe...

OH! This is for you!

The clarinet cakes sucks really. hahaha...So I got the tigger one. Nicer right? tee hee...

Alrights den! So I guess I'll see you and my apple strudel on sunday? muahahahah!!!

HAVE A DAY EVERYONE!!

DBMS EXAM TOMORROW. ALL E BEST NOOB-STERS!! =]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]

PS: LOVELY DEARIE ACCOMPANY ME WAIT FOR BUS AFTER WORK TODAY! GOT WHAT CATCH I DUNNO LUH. HAHAHA! BUT THANKS! LOVE YOU LOADSSS! MUAHHHHH~~~

CHOCOLATE FONDUEEEEEEE!!!

and jsj...but more on that later on! hahahaha...

I'm bloody craving for chocolate fondue right now. Right this very minute. Right this very second. SHIT. I can't stand it anymoreeeeee. Anyone know where can I buy cheap and nice chocolate to make chocolate fondue? I got the fondue set. No worries. hahaha...I want waffles, marshmellows, ice cream balls, strawberries and cookies to go with my fondue!!!

WHO can resist this!!!??? @@#$%&*#*&^%$@!!!!

Treat me to Haagen Daaz fondue please someone. But theirs is like such a rip off. I mean the price lah. The fondue is actually quite good. hahaha...

I currently have a mini snack bar in my room. TEEHEE. Shh! Not so loud! Don't let the others know! I'm running a little low on my chocs. My strawberry biscuits are finished. Gotta top up soon. hahaha...Got one other snack I don't remember the name. Haven't opened yet. Checked the expiry date. It's until 2009. So no problem with that. hahahha...Take my own sweet timeeee.

Sarah jane's being an idiot. URGH.

Anyways...Today is JSJ's birthday!!! 1 Year plus of friendship. It was really my fortune to know you. hahaha...Shall not say much here. Like my sms. Keep it short and sweet. You're SHORT and I'm SWEET!!! muahahaha. She's so gonna kill me for this. TEEHEE.

EH! SEE? I used all purple lei. All for you. Love me now! hahahaah!!! And hor, although women's age are a secret...you don't need to keep it that way lah hor. Be honest to yourself man...and the world! hahaha...

This cake is for youuuu!!! Your favourite BOR BOR!! Say hi to bor bor for me k? heeeeeeee....

Replies~

msXIANG: you dun show off and action pack to me hor i tell chew. smack u uh. haaha...

OuyangWudi: too bad lah. play with your games then. heh.

Dinner dates?

I was looking through my photos and I remembered that we would meet often for dinner or some sort on TGIF day and saturdays. Not every week, but yea, quite often. We see each other enough to know exactly what's happening in our lives and school and what nots.

I just realised that we've not been doing that for a very long time. I missed those times really. Why did we stop? It just happened one day and no one questioned about it's "disappearance". So it never appeared again. Was it because we were so caught up in school? In our own personal lives? With our new friends? That we just forgot about everything else?

We used to tell each other everything. Every important announcement, little minute detail and nonsensical thing. I loved all those little nuggets of information. Why is there no more coming?

*sigh*

Life is fragile. Treasure it.

PS: IF YOU GUYS KNOW WHO THE HELL SARAH JANE TEO LI PING IS. LEMME GIVE YOU ONE PIECE OF VERY GOOD ADVICE. DON'T EVER, I REPEAT, EVER ATTEND HER FUNERAL. BREAK ALL TIES WITH HER ONCE YOU'VE GRADUATED FROM POLY OR ENTERED THE WORKING SOCIETY. IT WILL THEN GIVE YOU NO REASON TO ATTEND HER FUNERAL. HEED MY ADVICE. YOU WON'T REGRET IT.

Replies~

OuyangWudi: ya. haha. thanks lor. heh.

hanwei: tall people won't be fat? what kind of logic is this? hahaha! supper damn not healthy. better stop. quit smoking too. it's good for you. hahaha.

js: OH HAPPY DAY! thanks for telling! now i can sleep better each night. heh.

TOM: stoppit with the nuff said uh. hahaha!

fanni: eh you stupid porn. sha dap hah. slap u.

msXIANG: dont be daft. sleep and eat not so much should be the right saying. hahha. siao. how can not eat! u try den tell mi can or not.

shepardjane: no. it's cuz im turning 18 this year and then i can disco! muahahaah! ge tai some more. slit ur wrists pls. no more with ur deathly thoughts. LITERALLY.

via: aiyer. act only. wan mi acc you say lah. still leave u alone. more den happy to do so. wahahhah! yea hor. long time neh cycle liao. haha!

生命的化妆...

I remember this passage in our sec 4 chinese textbook. hahaha...It's one of my favourite in the textbook. I'm usually not a fan of those passages which are not narrative and talk a lot of "meaningful" things about life and all. I find it all so boring. hahaha...But 生命的化妆 was kinda interesting cuz it touched a LITTLE on make-up. hahaa...Just that LITTLE bit. But the whole point of the passage was not about the make-up lah. It's about how you live life and be happy with who you are and things like that. It's really meaningful WITHOUT the " ". hahaha.

I bet you guys are wondering what made me think about this. So random. I know I know. The reason being is cuz I went out to study with Claire(JY) and Noel(OHT) (couldn't help giggling when I typed this. hahaha!) and Claire was saying that she wanted to go running at night before dinner. She has been running quite regularly recently. I felt that it was very healthy. I would never do that. The one sport that I totally dislike is jogging. I always found it a chore to run the 1.6 and 2.4 during our NAPFA tests. I have you people know that I ALWAYS pass my NAPFA test one ok! I don't know where people get this idea that I'm bloody prone to failing. I NEVER failed!!!!! URGH. Stupid people anyhow stereo type! *slap everyone who said that I fail*

Anyways, back on track. I will never go jogging to keep myself healthy. I'm a well-known couch potato. I'm not ashamed to admit that. hahaha...Recently, I've been eating quite A LOT at night. My night is like 10pm plus and sometimes 11 plus closing to midnight. I would feel these hunger pangs and have this strong urge to eat something. I usually don't eat though, if it's nearing midnight. But after work, I'll reach home at around 10 and I'll eat cuz I really am hungry. I usually don't eat dinner when I work though. Just bread. haha. It's enough to last for the few hours. Then I'll eat something when I go home.

Momsie kept telling me it's going to make me fat and unhealthy. She says I'm gonna look like her in a little while if I kept up with this bad habit of mine. Have you guys seen my momsie before? Everyone, okay not everyone, just adults. heh. Every adult said that we look exactly alike. Hence, my fat and round face. Thanks a mil momsie. hahaha...If you guys haven't seen my momsie before, she's a lil on the plum side. hahha...She's also the shortest in the family standing at 1.67m. hahaha...I'm second shortest by the way. Fats caught up with me really quick over the years. CURSES~~~

So the point is, I don't want to look like momsie. I don't want to be over 60kg!! I'll die if I'm 60. I'm dangerously inching nearer and nearer to the bloody six O. I should go take my weight again just to be sure. heh. Even though I want to be slim, but I have totally no drive to exercise! SHIT. Okay lah. Here's what I'll do. I think I'll take up skipping again and put my trusty hula-hoop to good use. hahaha. I used to skip everyday when I was 8. Skipped all the way to underweight status. hahaha...NICE. So those who wanna lose weight. Skip everyday k? It works! Proven and tested by yours truly. wahahahah!

Alright! Now I'm feeling all better and the image of me becoming mini momsie is gradually fading. heh. OKAYS! I want to be a healthy girl who'll let people think that I have NO PROBLEMO passing my NAPFA test anytime! But I don't wanna take the test during Year 3. hahahha!

生命的化妆...我来也！

Replies~

TOM: tee hee. you know me best tom! bu kui is BFF. wahaha...i reply your tag in your tagboard le. hahaha!

OuyangWudi: 是的盟主！ 小女子领悟了！谢盟主教导！小女子感激不尽！*kneels*

I miss life in school uniforms. URGH. Reading through the lovely letters we used to write made the void in my heart bigger. Thank god for technology. I thought I would be REALLY happy getting out of those uniforms which made me so hideous. But scurrying around my room every morning looking for something decent and PRESSED to wear is such a chore at times. Been doing that for one year and counting already, so really, doesn't get to me that much. I should really learn to prepare my clothes in advance.

Anyways, I'm getting a lil tired of my blog skin. Any kind soul who's willing to impart me all you know bout html and stuffs? hah? Kind soul anyone? Linnie Tom Ong Ah Ling? MUHAHAHAH!!

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RF: BOOHOO. He's like totally NOT interested in me lah. what a sucker. but i still love him all the same. muahahah!

fanni: whack you upside down uh! hahah...i neh give you permission to laugh lor! CAG! the HE is a bu neng shuo de mi mi. muahahah! let your heart itch till you die! *evil laughter*

OuyangWudi: guess so. haah...

yiing: you guys forever bully me. BOO HOO! ya la. i love being an auntie. trendy can! haha...studies always sucks. haha. ok lah. let's go eat cup noodles again soon! and yes, you damn random. hahaha...

polytalks: hah...don't want lah. hahaha...

fanni: nothing much to update mah. been staying at home all the time. exams coming know. you don't show off say what is exams hor. when your school starts and we still holidays, see who more show off lah. hahahah!

Unexpected...

In life, not everything goes according to plan. There are bound to be unexpected situations and things that you can never forsee. Even if you plan every little thing right down to the very minute detail, things might still not go your way. That is why in times nowadays, 船到桥头自然直 is a very good saying. hahaha...Always take one step at a time and you might just see lovely miracles happen.

Today was a day filled with surprises and laughter. Surprises because I was on the same train as Claire Tan and only saw her at Lakeside station. Luckily she was wearing the same dress as yesterday, if not, I don't think I would have seen her. Thank god for that. hahah...the second surprise is that porno came to meet us as we were just around her house area. The timing was just about right and so it turned out to be a catch up session again. Two days in a row and we didn't even plan the second one! How cool is that? hahaha...As for the laughter part...need I say anymore? wahahahha!

A lil lazy to elaborate. But yea, we had fun. hahha...They bullied me again! Forever de lor! Irritating shit heads! Heng I'm sugar spice and all things nice hor, if not you guys are SOO dead! hahaha...

Went for work and saw him. Dammit. I feel like kicking myself. All these sound a little sick. hahaha...I won't say what is and those who know please keep it to yourself. Thank you. heh.

Alright, there's piano tomorrow and I haven't finished my theory. heh. Never liked theory, but it's essential so I gotta grit my teeth and work this out. At night, all I can say is that hope fats and I will have a rockin time at the Indoor Stadium! HOORAY!

把爱放开， 把手放开，如果你的心已不在~

Don't let jsj know. Later she jealous. muahahaha! I know she's reading this! hahahaha!

Replies~

OuyangWudi: eh what. u den er xinger!

sarahjane: I bet he's your BFF!!! or maybe is your BFF-F which is your BF!! muahahha. and no, my BF don't stand for best friend. tee heeeee!! and who ask you call so lateee! hahha...

fanni: chio ur chao ah gua lah. don't want face. BTH you de lor. hahaha...why you laugh? who the hell say you can laugh?? hah!? WHO!!? gonna whack that person upside down! hahahahah!

js: tee hee. k lah. now i know you're my zhong shi du zhe k? muahahah...and I never hide behind my friends what. and also...wear bikini is not to show the whole world one ok!!!

Tan Tan Tannnnnnn!!!

Sentosa outing with 2 nnp kias today. Namely 法尼 and Claire. Muahahahha...stupid girls kept on bullying me. I LOVE to be an auntie can? Make me bloody unique. You guys are bloody common. SO THERE! hahaha...assholes man.

So off we went to Sentosa! Stupid skyride got damn a lot of people. I think they having some kind of "Amazing Race" there or something. SOOO MANYYYY PEOPLEEEE. I BTH lor I tell you. Luckily we still managed to grab seats on the ride cuz we were standing in front. HEH. Some tourists came and their kids were like so cute! The kid liked me cuz he kept on moving to sit beside me. His dad asked him to tell us his name and age. hahaha...So so friendly and cute! Unlike some people in singapore who are so unfriendly. Total turn off really.

Reached Sentosa and decided on Tanjong Beach cuz confirm no people one. Everyone at either Siloso or Palawan already. So we took the pram TRAM to Tanjong and happy day! Only one group of caucasians were there and some people scattered around. We found a shelter, put down our stuffs and started tanning! HOORAY! I don't like the heat on my skin. So I cannot take it and went to sit in the shade after awhile. Kanna scolding by the two shit heads. hahaha...sorry luh. No more sentosa. Now is swimming complex liao. 80 cents some more know! Speaking of which, I owe you guys money. Remind me ah. Stupid porn...I'm not *ahem* ok! I will return! hahahahah~oops. I did NOT just said that.

Talked many rubbish at the beach and we encountered something interesting. We were just minding our own business then suddenly this guy walked past us. He was just wearing trunks, or so we THOUGHT. When he walked infront of us and we saw his back view. We realised that his "trunks" aint no trunks! He was wearing a pair of damn thongs! Yes, his butt cheeks were there in the open for you to admire and idolise...if you're in THAT sort of thing. HEH. We were about to snicker when he suddenly turned around and walked towards us. WE FROZE. In my mind, I was thinking, "Please don't say you want to share the shelter with us. PLEASE. DON'T." Quite a silly thinking actually, cuz there were loads more shelters around which are vacant. He then spoke, "Er...excuse me. Do you guys come here often?" We shook our heads no. He then continued, "Oh. Because I've heard that it's quite common to wear thongs here in this area. Do you guys know anything about this?" We shook our heads no again and I replied, "We don't really come here often." He nodded his head, said his thanks and walked off.

We saw him walking to a corner and wrapped a towel around his lower body. heh. Damn farnie lah him. And he has really HUGE B****. I was quite grossed out by it really. Sorry. Too conservative for you. hahahah!

After a few more hours or so, I decided I really am wasting my time here. I wanted to get a tan, but I cannot tolerate the heat and there's no entertainment for me to do so that I can tan while taking my mind off the heat. So I randomly suggested going to Jurong East Swimming Complex to swim. I told them that it's not AS hot but you will still get a tan all the same. I didn't expect them to say ok. Well, they did. So we packed up and went to Jurong East swimming complex. haha...stupid steady kias. hahaha.

Still wasting time in Sentosa with Mr Thongs around somewhere. muahahah!

JESC=jurong east swimming complex. JESC was much more fun. There's the Lazy River, Wave Pool and the Jacuzzi for you to choose. More entertainment and you'll still get to be in the sun! Also, you won't feel so hot and bothered cuz the water is cooling you down! Kill 3 birds in one stone. If that's not PURE GENIUS, I don't know what is. TEE HEE.

Stayed there for around 2 to 3 hours. All felt kinda hungry, so we showered and proceeded to eat KFC. heh. I was quite full after the dinner. Headed to Claire's place and slacked. I slept on her bed. They disturbed me with lotion. Asshole 法尼！They also KOP-ED almost ALL my DS games. Suckersss. hahah...and OH! Jumper was bloody FAT! So furry like a koala bear!! So cute. hahah...and she's so friendly with strangers, not like the cowardly girl in my house. hahhaa.

Slept till like 9:45pm then I took bus home already. Boarded 334 and took out my handphone. I wanted to view the pictures they sent me. Instead, I got the SHOCK of my life. When I flipped open my phone, yes it's a flip phone, I saw THIS!

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AHHHHHH!!! KUA TIO GUIIIIII!!! NOW SEVENTH MONTH!!!! I SCARED!!! I DECIDED TO PUT THIS PHOTO ON MY DOOR TO BI XIE. SURE WORKS. FEEL SAFER NOW. *sigh of relief*

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sarahjane: EH! I BTH your LOUSY rhyming skills hor! stoppit ah I tell chew! hahah..where got?? she never ignores me. hahaha...don't try to frame me ah. if not i dont french chew!! PFFTT.

jsj: heh...this is to test if you read my blog or not. muahahahah. so now i can say JSJ READS MY BLOG! proven and tested. muahahahha!

msXIANG: what's too old? you?? hahaha. i know. dont have to announce to the whole world. ni zhi wo zhi tian zhi di zhi can already. muahahah.

ade: aiyer. dont need. i already got a pretty girl now. and she's MUCH quieter than a kid. doesn't cry when she's hungry or when no one plays with her. muahahahhah! You have a kid too! fun eh? tee hee~

Weekends are BEST!

On saturday, I went to Raffles Place for ASHR. Otherwise known as Advanced Student Honour Roll to Kumon peeps. heh. I had an enjoyable day and I didn't feel sleepy!! Cuz I was standing all the time and the hours are much shorter. muahaha...we worked for only like 2 to 3 hours? HEH.

The kids are all SOO cute! I mean, some kids I see them all the time lah. But there are others whom I don't see cuz they're not in my shift. Now that I've seen them, I have a little impulse of wanting to work all the shifts! hahahaha! NAH. Just kidding. I'm not THAT obsessed really. I'm only obsessed with HIM. MUAHAHA. sian. Never take photo with him lor. So fast go home. SUCKS.

After ASHR, boss treated us to HANS. I ate till damn full! And Sabrina was such an EFFICIENT supervisor! hahah...shall nominate her for the Good Service award and let her be promoted. hahahaha! damn farnie really.

So, everyone went separate ways. Stupid dearie PS me to go PS. She "invited" me along, but I'm not dumb. Even if I go with her to PS, she'll still PS me after PS. SO NO! You go yourself uh!! wahahaha...Heard that she enjoyed herself at night. Which I'm so happy for her. tee hee...

my favourite AMOS!!! damn cute, will always call us jie jie when he sees us. Lucky he's in all my shifts. tee hee...

his sister...ashley. Initially when I started work there, both of them was SOOO SHY! But after countless times of shameless FUN teasing...the ice finally broke. Amos always talked cock to us when he sees us. Ashley is much more shy though. But recently, she has started to open her golden mouth too. hahah...

This here is little miss sarah, pro in english. She's only p2 but she's like doing p5 eng! 3 years above her current level! When I first got to know her, I thought she was so rude and attitude. I called her name to ask her to take back her worksheets and she was like "what~~~!" So irritated with me, cuz I disturbed her reading. tee hee...what a bookworm. But over time, she became more friendly and also not so irritated when I called her name. She'll say "wait." sometimes. No more irritated what. hahah...pardon the stupid face. Her lil bro was disturbing the photo. I wanted to take with him also then he suddenly run off and laughed! BRAT! hahah...

The kumon peeps plus some other students and their parents. =] Some of the kids' parents are like bloody farnie luh!!! muahahahahah~I LIKE! *wide smile*

My talking cock kahkis! =]

At night, went to er jiu's house to celebrate wai po's birthday. Not a complete family, but we still took the family photo anyways. muahahah...my er yi zhang got a DSLR, so we took one pretty one. I think the photo turned out really nicely and pepper's in the photo! She's totally part of the family already! So proud of her! TEE HEE~

in the car with peps while waiting for the others cuz they're visiting popo at st luke's. HEH. I know I looked like cock here. but what the heck.

with fats. We were constantly outside at the buffet. Not cuz we're gluttons mind you, is cuz peps can't go inside de house. Or rather, we don't let her in, in case she do something naughty. heh.

DJ MAX. damn sian. hahaha...

Look at bra that big fat glutton opening the mouth so wide to swallow the poor innocent sushi. wahahaha.

FOOOODDDDD.

My tallie cousin. She's almost the same height as I am and she's only 14! dammit.

as you can see...peps was a CROWD FAV! heh. my pretty baby. *smile*

damn irritating cousin who kept on shooting whatever I said. Always been this case ever since I learnt how to talk! suckerrr. He's a CAG with around the same waistline as me. EEW. Gimme a G! Gimme a A! Gimme a Y! And what does it say!? GAY! *shakes pom pom*

er xin! I can wear his army uniform and it fits me to a T!!! DAMMIT! and he's at least 1.8 know. Not some short shit. ARGH!!

The family photo! Can you spot pepper?? heh...

On sunday, our boss AKA lao da AKA JSJ treat me and Sar Ah Ja Ne to Sakae Sushi. (JUSHI. heh.) People rich liao can...heh. Had a fun time catching up, gossiping and talking cock. Stupid sarah keep on abusing my body!! SUCKER BUCKER YOU! HATE CHEW SO MUCH! SPAY YOU UH!!

stupid sarah jane is damn obsessed with me. i know.

TWISTS~or rather. CHOP! haha...

Lao da! why so sian!? haha...

ok lah. smile! heh. =] show off cards some more.

pretty pastel coloured plates! Our "achievement" of the day!

Our desserts! *smacks lips*

farnie faces lao da give~hahaha...

SARAH and WA~she keeps on complaining she looks damn ugly. idiot.

people dont wanna take wit chew lah. dont want face!

still not very reluctant. hahah...

she likes me better k. muahahah~

sorry ah, eyes itchy. heh.

cool photos...very cool photos~~ heh.

Spoiler sarah left early to be a good girl. So jsj and I walked around Plaza Sing and I bought my FBT shorts. heh. Like finally??? Now my destiny...don't remember. heh. We walked and talked and also made a pit stop at Yamaha Music Square. I wanted to look at the beautiful flutes. heh. Concidentally, jsj's friend is a staff there. Stupid jsj told him I play the bassoon. THANKS. I still remember the notes and fingerings all k! I'll play my scale for you sometime. HAA!

Then we went on to look at the pianos, her friend said we could play on them. I pointed out to him about the signs on the piano that specifically said "Do not practice on the piano." He said can PLAY, but cannot PRACTICE. There is a difference in these two words. hahaha...He went on to explain and made us laugh. muahahaha...JSJ and him kept on urging me to play a tune or two for them, but sorry...I dont have any tunes that are worth showing off in public. Plus I damn shy ok. So too bad, no er fu! hahaha...

We recieved VIP treatment when he brought us into the grand piano room. The grand pianos are like all DAMN CHIO AND EX! You can really buy a comfortable car with some of their prices. GOD. Wassup with that man! haha...He then closed the curtains and entertained us with the automatic piano which plays by itself. COOLIO! Jsj said it lacked expressions and feelings though. I thought it was nice all the same. hahaha!!

Then her friend went off to serve customers and we went off too. Ate pastamania de pizza and jsj took a day off on monday since she don't feel like working. Cool right. Buay song can don't go work de know! Working society have its perks too. hahaha! Then most of the shops closing liao. I wanna eat my auntie anne's...BUT CLOSED ALREADY! BOOHOO. Neh mind lah. It's not going to run away anyways. So went home. Tee hee...I took the wrong side of the train. Don't tell jsj! She'll laugh at me!! muahahha...suckshit.

Yep, so that's about it for my weekend programme. heh.

PS: Do you guys think it's ok to be with someone when there is a 8 year age gap difference? Tell me why if you said either yes or no? HEH.

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To all regarding the break up post: I'm fine lah! No worries okay!! muahahah...and I still love u loads my dear TOMMY TOM TOM~~ *kisses*

hanwei: haha...no. i'm much too strong for that. heh.

ouyangwudi: yes. his eng is good. muahahah

HUITING: why u goodness till like that?? haha...siao kia!