now i know...

now i know...

those of you who watch TV like almost everyday AKA Couch tomato (quote from Ziyi Zhang)

you might have seen some dramas where people are very depressed or upset over certain things...

they will do things like:

1. not answering when you talk to them cuz they are not listening
2. cross the road when the red man is there and car almost bang into them thus causing the driver to swear at them. "Walk road never grow eyes ah!?" direct translation from Mandrain.
3. they are cutting vegetables or whatever that they are going to throw into the pot and suddenly, they see something red on their hands. what that? YES! BLOOD! cuz they cut their own hands while in a dreamy state.

most of you might be having flashbacks of certain dramas now. heh.

and number 4...

they will not know what they are doing although whatever they are doing while in their own thoughts makes perfect sense. Like you want to go to kitchen, you end up walking to the toilet. Makes sense right? Walking to the toilet is what everyone will do at least once a day. But it's just not what the person wanted to do. You geddit? you guys feel mi? haha...

that was what happened to me!

i always thought that these kind of things happens only in dramas. cuz the word drama and dramatic are linked together ma. so i always think that they are doing this only for effects for the show.

Little do i know that, it might actually happen to me one day!

yesterday, i was getting ready to go out. so i need to wear my contact lens. so i walked over to the toilet. The toilet was in the kitchen. so regardless of what place i wanted to go, the kitchen or the loo...i am still on the right track. heh. so i went into the toilet and opened the cabinet and took out my contact lens case.

the next thing i did was to pour out the solution in the case and washed the case.

sounds logical right?

yea, i know. but...

THE FREAKING LENS ARE STILL IN THE CASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i totally forgot. You might think that by this time, i realised what i am doing and will start to search frantically for my lens. BUT...NO!

i actually washed the case and then put solution in it. Some part of my brain actually thought that i was taking out my lens from my eyes!

so yes, i was putting solution into my case, and i set the case down on the ledge or whatever it's called.

and i proceeded to take the lens out of my eyes.

My hands were actually prying my eyes open already. My left hand was doing that job.

My right hand then went up to my eyes wanting to take out the lens.

It almost touched my eyeballs and that was when i woke up.

I just looked into the mirror with that silly pose and stoned.

people who wear lens should know how the pose looks like. lao gao, ah buck n via kia should know.

so i was stoning and it took mi almost 1 full minute to realise what i am doing.

then i put my hands down and reached into the lens case to take out my lens...

but it wasnt there. all i felt was the base of the case.

Then another part of my brain flashbacked to my pouring out the solution and cleansing of the case.

that was when i searched frantically for my lens. i felt round the whole basin. even the cover with the little holes. dunno what's that called. but it wasnt there anymore.

i think i washed it down the basin.

and thus, 10 bucks gone just like that.

i didnt tell any of my family members. Everyone will scold mi for wasting $$ except for fats. she wont scold, she will laugh.

NICE.

i went out with a heavy heart. it was not my day.

alright...enough of all the upsetting bullshit. this kind of cheered me up a little. haha...