Funny shopping trip...

yesterday went to IMM with family minus bra to have dinner and also shop around. and fats and me kept laughing over every single thing. our mum was so silly la and we kept laughing at her. haha...

mum: *pointing to a shop* eh jo ah, that shop got sell your clothes not? want to go and see?

me: *looking at the shop she's pointing* huh? that one? like dont have lei.

Upon looking closer at the clothes they sell...

me: i think they're selling clothes for winter de lor. where got sell our stuffs?

mum: winter? really meh?

me: i think s...*stops in mid-sentence when i saw the shop sign-COLDWEAR* aiyo! it's selling winter wear one la!!

mum: winter wear? where got? the clothes quite nice ma.

me: ya. for winter one. you see? *pointing to the sign* the name is coldwear lor. is sell winter clothes one.

mum: is it? i thought got your stuffs ma cuz i see quite nice.

me: ya. got my stuffs if you're planning to celebrate CNY in NORTH POLE!!

mummy didnt really hear what i said so i started laughing very loudly to myself.

fats asked what happened and i told her and we just kept laughing and laughing and kept saying
how come we got such a silly mum. heh.

then we kept on walking...passed by a shop and saw this.


the osim Uspace massage chair. so i turned to fats and said "hey fats, dont you think this looks a lot like the..."

she cut me off and said "ya. the one you see in salons where they'll perm your hair or something.

i looked taken back for a moment before replying "uh...i was going to say it looked a lot like the business class seats in Qantas aeroplanes."

look like the Uspace hor?

fats was giving me this look and said "oh"

then i just started laughing and laughing. and she started too.

in between laughters, i said "siao ah. the Uspace is too big for perming your hair lor. unless that person has a super freakin big head."

i paused, looked at her, and said "and i think that perfect person is YOU!!" *laughing*

she pouted at me.

i continued laughing and said "wah liao. if the thing in the salon is as big as the Uspace, then the whole head go inside, the face also will be permed!! and all burnt! or maybe they can make it 2-in-1. perm plus facial!!" *laughs and laughs some more*

fats couldn't take it la. laugh all the way sia.

i think we also laughed in the toilet, but we couldn't rem what. and oh! we also laughed a lot in the fitting room. but erm...shall not talk about that. kind of embarassing. only for fats though. wahaha...

in the end, only fats bought one measly shit shirt from IP zone. saw the wendy from myammar or somewhere from our school. haha...didnt say hi like what ah buck did last sat. heh. i wanted to, but she wasn't looking at me. so forget it la. im very friendly one ok! haha...

tomorrow jap test and role play. nervous seh. not easy to speak in jap. haha. sounded like idiot. oh wells.

OH!! i wanted to tell this again to ah buck.

de yong bu yan bai guy: this car is very good! very high up! when you stop at the traffic light, you can look down on all the cars and say mine's bigger than yours!

adrain pang: *with a smirk on his face* and so is my car.

muahahahahah!!! ah buck kept laughing when i told her this la. im glad u caught it. cuz im sure some people wont understand. hee...will tell you more next time. heh...

Replies~

ah buck: thanks hor. for your VERY DE KIND thoughts. haha...ya lor. nice right. i knew you'll love it you stripo freak! wahaha...

Bei: haha. hello kitty cute ma. what crazy. next time you come, i cook hello kitty egg for you k? hehe...

msXIANG: really. how many times do i have to remind you to stop lying to yourself!!!!? can't you see reality? okay. obviously you can't, so im obviously asking the obvious. i think i should just stop talking to you altogether. i dont talk to foolish fools who foolishy dreams of foolish things whichNEVER happens to foolish fools. YOU ARE SUCHA LOSER. end of story. *smiles sweetly*

shepardJANE: what hello chowtar kitty. slap you in the you know where! wahhha...and ya. i got a better and more COLOURFUL "CHARACTER". muahaha...i bet he'll love it. wahahahahahaah~~~~