My Singapore Superhero

My Singapore Superhero is called Mr Wah liao eh TSK.

TSK is the sound you make when you are feeling irritated. You know you know? Don't know ah? Okay then you sha dap.

My superhero ah...you can see it anywhere in singapore. Complain singapore no superhero right? What with all the Superman, Batman, Spiderman in other countries, Singapore must have someone to call our own right? So there you have it. Mr Wah liao eh TSK. The TSK MUST be in capital letters, if not, BO POWER like that ah.

If you want to spot Mr Wah liao eh TSK, go to somewhere very crowded in singapore. Just step on someone's foot REALLY hard. It helps if you're a FAT shit. Have the person look at you, then stare at him for awhile. If he stares you back, say "stare what stare ah?" with your nose high in the air and feet tapping impatiently on the ground. Then you will hear him say "Wah Liao eh TSK!" and thus changing into our beloved superhero!

If you're lucky enough, you don't even need to do all of the steps above. Just step on the foot and you'll immediately see the hero!

My superhero don't have any COOL powers such as can run at the speed of light, bullets hit him he won't die, can fly or things like that.

But he got one very special power which not many superheroes have it. It's called EYE POWER. I know I know. Superman also can use his eyes do something right. But his is like laser beam or what shit correct? Our superhero different you know.

The eye power cannot shoot laser beams, also cannot block bullets. It's just used to stare at people. Like when you step on his foot, the EYE POWER comes into use. If you see the eye power stare coupled with some knuckles cracking sound, prepare to run away very fast.

The eye power can also be used even when you DON'T step on any foot. Following scenarios are when you can see the Lengendary Eye Power in use.

Some common examples:

1. When someone fainted on the streets

2. People are fighting. Either with their mouths or with weapons. Doesn't matter. Eye power can still be used.

3. Car accidents

4. When the saman auntie comes to give people saman for parking without coupons. You'll see Mr Wah Liao eh TSK standing by his car using the eye power.

5. Whenever there's a huge sale, freebies to be given away or just because everyone is crowding around something. Like there's this Singapore Movie Fiesta 08 which is sure to give out freebies, Mr Wah Liao eh TSK is sure to be there.

I'm sure by now, you've realised that you've seen our singapore superhero Mr Wah Liao eh TSK countless times right?

The superhero costume is forever changing one. You'll never get to see a time when he's wearing the same costume. Especially during the Great Singapore Sale. Confirm everyday change costumes.

No major enemies for him. Although he does hate the saman auntie very much and secretly wish that she'll die of heat stroke very soon under the hot hot weather nowadays.

Think there might be a hero living under the same roof as you? To test, stamp really hard on your brother/neighbour's brother/father/neighbour's father's foot and you will get your doubts cleared in no time.

Have fun testing! =]