Sentosa outing with 2 nnp kias today. Namely 法尼 and Claire. Muahahahha...stupid girls kept on bullying me. I LOVE to be an auntie can? Make me bloody unique. You guys are bloody common. SO THERE! hahaha...assholes man.
So off we went to Sentosa! Stupid skyride got damn a lot of people. I think they having some kind of "Amazing Race" there or something. SOOO MANYYYY PEOPLEEEE. I BTH lor I tell you. Luckily we still managed to grab seats on the ride cuz we were standing in front. HEH. Some tourists came and their kids were like so cute! The kid liked me cuz he kept on moving to sit beside me. His dad asked him to tell us his name and age. hahaha...So so friendly and cute! Unlike some people in singapore who are so unfriendly. Total turn off really.
Reached Sentosa and decided on Tanjong Beach cuz confirm no people one. Everyone at either Siloso or Palawan already. So we took the pram TRAM to Tanjong and happy day! Only one group of caucasians were there and some people scattered around. We found a shelter, put down our stuffs and started tanning! HOORAY! I don't like the heat on my skin. So I cannot take it and went to sit in the shade after awhile. Kanna scolding by the two shit heads. hahaha...sorry luh. No more sentosa. Now is swimming complex liao. 80 cents some more know! Speaking of which, I owe you guys money. Remind me ah. Stupid porn...I'm not *ahem* ok! I will return! hahahahah~oops. I did NOT just said that.
Talked many rubbish at the beach and we encountered something interesting. We were just minding our own business then suddenly this guy walked past us. He was just wearing trunks, or so we THOUGHT. When he walked infront of us and we saw his back view. We realised that his "trunks" aint no trunks! He was wearing a pair of damn thongs! Yes, his butt cheeks were there in the open for you to admire and idolise...if you're in THAT sort of thing. HEH. We were about to snicker when he suddenly turned around and walked towards us. WE FROZE. In my mind, I was thinking, "Please don't say you want to share the shelter with us. PLEASE. DON'T." Quite a silly thinking actually, cuz there were loads more shelters around which are vacant. He then spoke, "Er...excuse me. Do you guys come here often?" We shook our heads no. He then continued, "Oh. Because I've heard that it's quite common to wear thongs here in this area. Do you guys know anything about this?" We shook our heads no again and I replied, "We don't really come here often." He nodded his head, said his thanks and walked off.
We saw him walking to a corner and wrapped a towel around his lower body. heh. Damn farnie lah him. And he has really HUGE B****. I was quite grossed out by it really. Sorry. Too conservative for you. hahahah!
After a few more hours or so, I decided I really am wasting my time here. I wanted to get a tan, but I cannot tolerate the heat and there's no entertainment for me to do so that I can tan while taking my mind off the heat. So I randomly suggested going to Jurong East Swimming Complex to swim. I told them that it's not AS hot but you will still get a tan all the same. I didn't expect them to say ok. Well, they did. So we packed up and went to Jurong East swimming complex. haha...stupid steady kias. hahaha.
Still wasting time in Sentosa with Mr Thongs around somewhere. muahahah!
JESC=jurong east swimming complex. JESC was much more fun. There's the Lazy River, Wave Pool and the Jacuzzi for you to choose. More entertainment and you'll still get to be in the sun! Also, you won't feel so hot and bothered cuz the water is cooling you down! Kill 3 birds in one stone. If that's not PURE GENIUS, I don't know what is. TEE HEE.
Stayed there for around 2 to 3 hours. All felt kinda hungry, so we showered and proceeded to eat KFC. heh. I was quite full after the dinner. Headed to Claire's place and slacked. I slept on her bed. They disturbed me with lotion. Asshole 法尼！They also KOP-ED almost ALL my DS games. Suckersss. hahah...and OH! Jumper was bloody FAT! So furry like a koala bear!! So cute. hahah...and she's so friendly with strangers, not like the cowardly girl in my house. hahhaa.
Slept till like 9:45pm then I took bus home already. Boarded 334 and took out my handphone. I wanted to view the pictures they sent me. Instead, I got the SHOCK of my life. When I flipped open my phone, yes it's a flip phone, I saw THIS!
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AHHHHHH!!! KUA TIO GUIIIIII!!! NOW SEVENTH MONTH!!!! I SCARED!!! I DECIDED TO PUT THIS PHOTO ON MY DOOR TO BI XIE. SURE WORKS. FEEL SAFER NOW. *sigh of relief*
Replies~
sarahjane: EH! I BTH your LOUSY rhyming skills hor! stoppit ah I tell chew! hahah..where got?? she never ignores me. hahaha...don't try to frame me ah. if not i dont french chew!! PFFTT.
jsj: heh...this is to test if you read my blog or not. muahahahah. so now i can say JSJ READS MY BLOG! proven and tested. muahahahha!
msXIANG: what's too old? you?? hahaha. i know. dont have to announce to the whole world. ni zhi wo zhi tian zhi di zhi can already. muahahah.
ade: aiyer. dont need. i already got a pretty girl now. and she's MUCH quieter than a kid. doesn't cry when she's hungry or when no one plays with her. muahahahhah! You have a kid too! fun eh? tee hee~
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