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1. Sorry officer. I am still not used to the car because i just stole it.

2. That means you were also travelling at that speed to catch up with me, so...that means you also got speed what! Ehh..you got saman yourself or not?

3. Can you hold my beer while I find my driving licence?

4. I'm not drunk! I'm.....special.

5. Stop sign? Tsk, i cant see anything without my bleedy specs.

6. Sorry, I've tied up my boss in the trunk and I was just in a hurry to buy some cement before the shop closes.

7. Why was I speeding? Aiyah, because i didnt see you in time mah!

8. What detergent you use to get your uniform so white ah?

9. I was speeding officer, because this cocaine need to be delivered by noon.

10. Speeding? Cannot be! I'm too drunk to speed!

11. It's okay officer. I am personally teaching this dog how to drive.

12. I was going at 140km/h? It was at least 160, man!

13. (After bringing down the window) Can i get 2 cheeseburgers and one coke?

14. Sorry for speeding, but i got an appointment with your wife la.

15. Thanks officer! I'm going to tell everyone just how fair you tarffic policemen are! You are the fourth officer this week to let me off with just a warning!