haha...you guys must be wondering bout my title huh? oh well..it's a secret between mi, ah po and ah ling. haha..and i am so not goin to tell you guys..
*whistles*
*look round uneasily*
*smiles weakly*
ALRIGHT!! i shall tell you guys ok. BUT promise that you will tell NO ONE!! absolutely NO ONE!!
i have just watched 50 first dates. and dere is a character called "10 second Tom". His memory can only last for 10 seconds. Poor thing. I cant imagine about days like that. It's too evil. Then i told ah ling they all. and i started calling ah ling Tom. so she will go like "Hi! I'm Tom!" *extends hand for a shake* We would all shake it and introduce ourselves. Then...
10 Seconds later....
Tom Ah LinG: Hi! I'm Tom!
At this point of time, we were all ready to bash her up and knock out her teeth. haha..and she will keep pestering you for a handshake. BUT..de good thing is...
Me: Hey tom! Do you know that u've got a funky smell and u sucks..like ALOT?
Tom ah ling: Hey...you!! you are de rudest person i have ever met! i hate you!!
Me: Oh yea? You do huh? well..guess what? i dont care!! WAHAHAHA...
Tom ah ling: WHY YOU LITTLE.....Hi! I'm Tom!
See? do u guys get what i mean? haha..it was just so farnie!!
You can also hurt her physically. And she wont even have time to retaliate.
Me: Hey tom! Look here!!
Tom ah ling: Wha...
*Me proceeds to slap her hard on her face*
Tom ah ling: hey! that kinda hurt!! I'm gonna getcha!
*starts to raise her hand 2 slap mie back*
*Me look at her with a smirk on me face*
*tom ah ling starts to shake her head violently as if clearing out tots*
Tom ah ling: Whoa! I've got a terrible headache! I think i must have been hit by a train! Man!
Me: *Laughing all de way*
Tom ah ling: *scratching her 10 sec memory head*
I am having such a ball bullying poor Tom. haha..guess i have 2 end here lor. gotta go bathe. TATA!!
PS: I AM NOT DICK!!!!!!!
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