fAnG's FaV pHrAsEs...

this post is sort of dedicated to my 4 year long nemesis. haha...sitting beside her this year was sheer torture for me. Of course, we had our laughs. BUT...once you know her, you will really want to stay away from her. She is a really BAD influence. LOUSY IDIOT. heh.

she had a lot of idiotic phrases which she uses ALL the time. You have to 与她相处 then you will laugh at this post. Tom and Harry most prob will laugh till peng de. wahaha...

her fav phrases include:

~I dont bother with you. (from this phrase, you can tell that her grammer is really gross. The correct term should be "I cant be bothered with you.")

~Fail your life away! ( This is what she ALWAYS tells me nowadays since Os are coming. You dont FAIL your life, you WASTE your life my dear. Tsk. You are such a failure. You have my deepest sympathies.)

~阿妹, 笑啊! 阿妹! ( This phrase is said by me actually. When i say this, she will act a dao face. Cuz when she was young, she dunno how to smile. When her parents called her to smile, she simply close her mouth and stared at the camera. You have an unhappy childhood i can tell. Tsk again.)

~I'm Hurt... ( This is one phrase that can make Tom double over in laughter almost everytime. Once she hear this, she will CONFIRM turn around and say "sha dap la!" with a sort of whiny voice. ooh, "sha dap la!" is Tom's fav phrase. Is No. 1 on her list of Fav phrases. hee...it was once MINE. haha...)


i forgot if there was anymore. hehe...but she also know my fav phrase which is "All day lah you!"
My fav phrase is special. There is more than one variation. It can be like the one above or:

~all day one lor.
~all day one lei.
~wah liao...all day lei!
~aiyo...you ah...all day!
~Wah liao...all day one lor.
~ya. she all day one.
~*Tsk* All day!

sometimes, i replace "all day" with "everyday" too! so just subsitute "everyday" in place of "all day".

I know many of you guys are scratching your head and wondering what is up with the "all day" business. Okay, let me show you a few examples of our daily conversations.

Fang: *poking me in the arm*
Me: Get lost lar! *poking her back harder*
Fang: Ouch! I'm hurt~~~
Tom: *turns around with a stare* Sha dap la!
Me: ya lor. all day lei you!
Tom: *turns to me with another stare* You also sha dap la!

See see? One short little conversation which lasted for less than one minute can include EACH of our fav phrase. Cool right? Try to think of another example. ooh! here's another one!

Me: *beating fang on her arm and smiles innocently*
Fang: *giving me a one-sided glance* I dont bother with you.
Me: wah liao...all day one lor! *pinching her on her arm*
Fang: I'm hurt~~~
Tom: Sha dap la!

Hor hor? I just dont know why we always have AT LEAST one of this kind of see beh bo liao conversations. haha...it helps to make our days in school easier.

Wonder where the hell is Harry when we are talking? We didnt leave her out. How could you think of such a thing? We will NEVER do that! She is listening, but not talking. That's all. As easy as that. All she does is laugh. Which goes:

Harry: Hur hur hur...(laughing like an asthmatic idiot)
All of us: *looking at her with funny looks*
Harry: *notice us staring* 欸! 你们很烦嘞! *continues laughing* Hur hur hur...
All of us: *laugh along with her*

Man, i am really going to miss days like these in school. Today is the last day we all have lessons together. Tomorrow is science practical. After that, we have to self study at home le. I miss my class! I miss the jokes! I miss my friends! I miss the morning picnics! I miss disturbing everyone! I miss everyone disturbing me! I miss sleeping in between periods! I miss everything in sec sch! Except ms lee of cuz. heh.

Got my report book today. Horrendous results. It was the worst in my 4 years in sec sch. Goodness knows what am i going to get during O levels. Guess i have to push myself. I know i can get better than that. I am sure! It's just that, dunno. Laziness overcame me and everything was lost. heh. CANOT!

oH! ms vani wrote that i have a good sense of humor. i was puzzled, so i asked her why. She said that she know i always very crazy with fang they all and act cute all the time. I was like NO! i dont ACT cute man. dun need act one. She stared at me with wide eyes. "orh, dun need act cute hah? natural cute izzit?" haha...i was nodding my head vigorously going "yaya!" my friends called me shameless. But who cares? hehe...

wow...this is one awful long post. Hope you guys will have the patience to finish reading it till the end. Thank you guys here. Hope you can see it. Anyway, you will see it when you finish reading. How dumb am i? hmm...alright! Signing off here!! buai~~