tOp 3 qNs gUyS sHouLd nEvA aSk...

totally ripped from some one's blog. but i feel that it is really true...haha...girls...enjoy! =]

Top 3 questions guys should never ever, ever ask me, not even when u are bored till u want to pull ur own hair out.

What are you doing now?

Unless you're like blah blah, who's very clever to tell me that his expected ans is "studying", dont ever, ever ask me that. I'm sure girls out there also feel that thats a very dumb qn to ask, Like, is it any of ur business? I could be taking drugs and still tell you I'm reading the Bible. So now you know that the ans are mostly crap, dont bother alrd.

Where are you now?

Are you FBI? Mafia? My parents? Pls refrain from asking that. If you dont intend to stalk me, then dont ask. I tell my parents where I am because firstly, I HAVE to. Secondly, they do plan to stalk me. So if you plan to stalk me, pls ask for permission first before asking where am i. The same goes for "Tell me where you're going." Like go fuck urselves?? I can just start cursing you if you ever ask me that. U'r nt the owner of me so dont even think abt asking me that man. I think of the exact msg I got ytd and I feel so pissed off...

Have you eaten?

Nobody asks me that except my folks and occasionally my nosey aunt. I consider that as nagging. I dont care whether you've eaten anot; you can starve yourself 3days 4nights in hope that I may show some care and concern and ask whether you've eaten so that you can tell me no, you havent eaten so that I will go all loving and tell you to get something to eat before you die and that I cant go on living if u die, AND STILL I WILL NOT GIVE A DAMN. Capice?

All these apply mostly to guys. Girls can ask cos when girls ask this kind of thing, its a whole new meaning. What do I mean?

For girls:

What are you doing now? could also mean this "Are you shopping? OMG Why didnt you call me along?????"

Where are you now? could also mean this "Omfg I just saw the bitch/slut who poached ____'s boyfriend! Omg! She's cavorting with another guy! You've GOTTA come see this..."

Have you eaten? could also mean this "I know of this really good posh cafe. The food's blahblahblah and you get to see UHHLOT of hunks! It's a total secret hawttie hang-out!"

Ya so you see? Girls are waaay more fun. Lol. K I'm getting so tired. Sleepy sleepy! Goodnights! =)



haha...totally hilarious. Keep laughing non stop when i read it.

OH YA! One more addition to fang's fav phrase. As you can see what she wrote in my tagboard. haha...it is ".........like there's no tomorrow!"

i also dunno why she will say it. I guess is cuz i taught her how to say having sex with classier words instead of just F***. haha...what i taught her was:

Fang: Wah liao...f*** la!
Me: Dont say that! It's so vulgar, esp for a girl!
Fang: Dont care! F***!
Me: wah liao...dont like that say. Can say with more class not?
Fang: how?
Me: *shaking head & thinkin why she so stupid* You can say erm...Make love with you la! it's the same as having sex also ma. Classier ma right?
Fang: That sounds so stupid!
Me: NO! It sounds really classy and romantic.
Fang: Okay...then if i want to say keep having sex how to say?
Me: erm...you can say i want to make love to you...like there's no tomorrow!!
Fang: *laughing like an idiot*
Me: Good right? One whole sentence which is much more classy then one simple F***.
Fang: *still laughing like an idiot*
Me: *dont care her liao & continue to praise myself for thinking of such a classy sentence*

i forgot if our conversation went like this or not. I know is i taught her one la. haha...she also got a lot of variations like me.

~Laugh like there's no tomorrow!
~Shop like there's no tomorrow!
~Study like there's no tomorrow!
~Sleep like there's no tomorrow!
~Eat like there's no tomorrow!
~Talk like there's no tomorrow!
~Disturb you like there's no tomorrow!
~blah blah like there's no tomorrow!

these are the few that i have heard i say to me before. Of cuz you can add in anything you like such as :

~watch tv like there's no tomorrow
and stuffs which you do in your daily life. haha...

and the 1 last variation for fang is of cuz the infamous line:

~make love like there's no tomorrow!

goodness...