wHat iS yOur FaV BiRd?

Ever since sunday, I have been spending time with my primary school mates, or should i say MIDE. wahaha...it was all very sudden. On sunday, i was with via and gich at the library. So we decided that we will come to the library on monday too. Then on monday, jun kai joined us and we met Cheryl and Charmaine. And the boyfriend. haha...so again, we decided to meet on tuesday to study. On tuesday, we went to science centre's Mac. Since it was packed, we went to cheryl's house instead. It has been such a long time since i last went her house. When was that? OH! some where in 2003. wahaha...my god. so long! The funny thing was, although we have not seen each other for ages, we still get along really well. Just like the old times in primary school. I really dont understand why. Guess it's the strength of our friendship? But that sounds really funny. haha...oh well. I am just very glad that i am hanging out with them again. haha!


Saw this conversation on the TV. The commercial for <<宝贝今天不回家>>. It was hosted by Dasmond Koh and Michelle Chia. I was laughing like mad. haha...post the conversation in 2 languages.

Chinese:

*They were at the bird park or something. Watching the animal show.

Dasmond: 你最喜欢什么 bird?
Girl: KUKU BIRD!
Dasmond: *stunned for a moment* Orh, 那种会从时钟出来 den KUKU, 那种 hah?
Girl: 不是啦! 不是那种 kuku bird.
Dasmond: 不是?

*He then grabbed the boy beside her.
Dasmond: *puzzled* den 是那一种？
Boy: 那种小便出来的 kuku bird 咯!
Dasmond: *falls back laughing*

English:

Dasmond: what kind of bird you like?
Girl: KUKU bird!
Dasmond: Orh, those that will pop out from clocks and say "cuckoo cuckoo!", those type hah?
Girl: No lah! is not those kind of kuku bird.
Dasmond: no?
Dasmond: Then is what kind?
Boy: those that can pee come out 1 that kind of bird!
Dasmond: *falls back laughing*

I kept laughing when i heard it. I am not sure if the conversation was like this, but the idea was there la. haha...Nowadays ah, kids are so much worse than us. We dont speak like that in front of national tv do we? But then again, we havent been on national tv. Damn...

tOtaLLy!!

I think i am in love with the word "totally". If you guys noticed, I have used a lot of "totally" in my recent blog posts. haha...even in the new colum about me, i also used about two to three "totally"s. HEH. Now i know you can fall in love with absolutely everything and anything! Can life get any more amazing?? Hmm...i guess. TOTALLY!

PS: Sorry for this stupid blog post. It's totally lame, i know. But i just cant help myself. I have to do this to keep myself sane. wahaha...oh well, have a nice day guys!! cHeErZ! =]

daddy should seriously change his phone number. It would save me from a lot of trouble. Gah...

tOp 3 qNs gUyS sHouLd nEvA aSk...

totally ripped from some one's blog. but i feel that it is really true...haha...girls...enjoy! =]

Top 3 questions guys should never ever, ever ask me, not even when u are bored till u want to pull ur own hair out.

What are you doing now?

Unless you're like blah blah, who's very clever to tell me that his expected ans is "studying", dont ever, ever ask me that. I'm sure girls out there also feel that thats a very dumb qn to ask, Like, is it any of ur business? I could be taking drugs and still tell you I'm reading the Bible. So now you know that the ans are mostly crap, dont bother alrd.

Where are you now?

Are you FBI? Mafia? My parents? Pls refrain from asking that. If you dont intend to stalk me, then dont ask. I tell my parents where I am because firstly, I HAVE to. Secondly, they do plan to stalk me. So if you plan to stalk me, pls ask for permission first before asking where am i. The same goes for "Tell me where you're going." Like go fuck urselves?? I can just start cursing you if you ever ask me that. U'r nt the owner of me so dont even think abt asking me that man. I think of the exact msg I got ytd and I feel so pissed off...

Have you eaten?

Nobody asks me that except my folks and occasionally my nosey aunt. I consider that as nagging. I dont care whether you've eaten anot; you can starve yourself 3days 4nights in hope that I may show some care and concern and ask whether you've eaten so that you can tell me no, you havent eaten so that I will go all loving and tell you to get something to eat before you die and that I cant go on living if u die, AND STILL I WILL NOT GIVE A DAMN. Capice?

All these apply mostly to guys. Girls can ask cos when girls ask this kind of thing, its a whole new meaning. What do I mean?

For girls:

What are you doing now? could also mean this "Are you shopping? OMG Why didnt you call me along?????"

Where are you now? could also mean this "Omfg I just saw the bitch/slut who poached ____'s boyfriend! Omg! She's cavorting with another guy! You've GOTTA come see this..."

Have you eaten? could also mean this "I know of this really good posh cafe. The food's blahblahblah and you get to see UHHLOT of hunks! It's a total secret hawttie hang-out!"

Ya so you see? Girls are waaay more fun. Lol. K I'm getting so tired. Sleepy sleepy! Goodnights! =)



haha...totally hilarious. Keep laughing non stop when i read it.

OH YA! One more addition to fang's fav phrase. As you can see what she wrote in my tagboard. haha...it is ".........like there's no tomorrow!"

i also dunno why she will say it. I guess is cuz i taught her how to say having sex with classier words instead of just F***. haha...what i taught her was:

Fang: Wah liao...f*** la!
Me: Dont say that! It's so vulgar, esp for a girl!
Fang: Dont care! F***!
Me: wah liao...dont like that say. Can say with more class not?
Fang: how?
Me: *shaking head & thinkin why she so stupid* You can say erm...Make love with you la! it's the same as having sex also ma. Classier ma right?
Fang: That sounds so stupid!
Me: NO! It sounds really classy and romantic.
Fang: Okay...then if i want to say keep having sex how to say?
Me: erm...you can say i want to make love to you...like there's no tomorrow!!
Fang: *laughing like an idiot*
Me: Good right? One whole sentence which is much more classy then one simple F***.
Fang: *still laughing like an idiot*
Me: *dont care her liao & continue to praise myself for thinking of such a classy sentence*

i forgot if our conversation went like this or not. I know is i taught her one la. haha...she also got a lot of variations like me.

~Laugh like there's no tomorrow!
~Shop like there's no tomorrow!
~Study like there's no tomorrow!
~Sleep like there's no tomorrow!
~Eat like there's no tomorrow!
~Talk like there's no tomorrow!
~Disturb you like there's no tomorrow!
~blah blah like there's no tomorrow!

these are the few that i have heard i say to me before. Of cuz you can add in anything you like such as :

~watch tv like there's no tomorrow
and stuffs which you do in your daily life. haha...

and the 1 last variation for fang is of cuz the infamous line:

~make love like there's no tomorrow!

goodness...

fAnG's FaV pHrAsEs...

this post is sort of dedicated to my 4 year long nemesis. haha...sitting beside her this year was sheer torture for me. Of course, we had our laughs. BUT...once you know her, you will really want to stay away from her. She is a really BAD influence. LOUSY IDIOT. heh.

she had a lot of idiotic phrases which she uses ALL the time. You have to 与她相处 then you will laugh at this post. Tom and Harry most prob will laugh till peng de. wahaha...

her fav phrases include:

~I dont bother with you. (from this phrase, you can tell that her grammer is really gross. The correct term should be "I cant be bothered with you.")

~Fail your life away! ( This is what she ALWAYS tells me nowadays since Os are coming. You dont FAIL your life, you WASTE your life my dear. Tsk. You are such a failure. You have my deepest sympathies.)

~阿妹, 笑啊! 阿妹! ( This phrase is said by me actually. When i say this, she will act a dao face. Cuz when she was young, she dunno how to smile. When her parents called her to smile, she simply close her mouth and stared at the camera. You have an unhappy childhood i can tell. Tsk again.)

~I'm Hurt... ( This is one phrase that can make Tom double over in laughter almost everytime. Once she hear this, she will CONFIRM turn around and say "sha dap la!" with a sort of whiny voice. ooh, "sha dap la!" is Tom's fav phrase. Is No. 1 on her list of Fav phrases. hee...it was once MINE. haha...)


i forgot if there was anymore. hehe...but she also know my fav phrase which is "All day lah you!"
My fav phrase is special. There is more than one variation. It can be like the one above or:

~all day one lor.
~all day one lei.
~wah liao...all day lei!
~aiyo...you ah...all day!
~Wah liao...all day one lor.
~ya. she all day one.
~*Tsk* All day!

sometimes, i replace "all day" with "everyday" too! so just subsitute "everyday" in place of "all day".

I know many of you guys are scratching your head and wondering what is up with the "all day" business. Okay, let me show you a few examples of our daily conversations.

Fang: *poking me in the arm*
Me: Get lost lar! *poking her back harder*
Fang: Ouch! I'm hurt~~~
Tom: *turns around with a stare* Sha dap la!
Me: ya lor. all day lei you!
Tom: *turns to me with another stare* You also sha dap la!

See see? One short little conversation which lasted for less than one minute can include EACH of our fav phrase. Cool right? Try to think of another example. ooh! here's another one!

Me: *beating fang on her arm and smiles innocently*
Fang: *giving me a one-sided glance* I dont bother with you.
Me: wah liao...all day one lor! *pinching her on her arm*
Fang: I'm hurt~~~
Tom: Sha dap la!

Hor hor? I just dont know why we always have AT LEAST one of this kind of see beh bo liao conversations. haha...it helps to make our days in school easier.

Wonder where the hell is Harry when we are talking? We didnt leave her out. How could you think of such a thing? We will NEVER do that! She is listening, but not talking. That's all. As easy as that. All she does is laugh. Which goes:

Harry: Hur hur hur...(laughing like an asthmatic idiot)
All of us: *looking at her with funny looks*
Harry: *notice us staring* 欸! 你们很烦嘞! *continues laughing* Hur hur hur...
All of us: *laugh along with her*

Man, i am really going to miss days like these in school. Today is the last day we all have lessons together. Tomorrow is science practical. After that, we have to self study at home le. I miss my class! I miss the jokes! I miss my friends! I miss the morning picnics! I miss disturbing everyone! I miss everyone disturbing me! I miss sleeping in between periods! I miss everything in sec sch! Except ms lee of cuz. heh.

Got my report book today. Horrendous results. It was the worst in my 4 years in sec sch. Goodness knows what am i going to get during O levels. Guess i have to push myself. I know i can get better than that. I am sure! It's just that, dunno. Laziness overcame me and everything was lost. heh. CANOT!

oH! ms vani wrote that i have a good sense of humor. i was puzzled, so i asked her why. She said that she know i always very crazy with fang they all and act cute all the time. I was like NO! i dont ACT cute man. dun need act one. She stared at me with wide eyes. "orh, dun need act cute hah? natural cute izzit?" haha...i was nodding my head vigorously going "yaya!" my friends called me shameless. But who cares? hehe...

wow...this is one awful long post. Hope you guys will have the patience to finish reading it till the end. Thank you guys here. Hope you can see it. Anyway, you will see it when you finish reading. How dumb am i? hmm...alright! Signing off here!! buai~~

bOrEd oUt oF mY sHoEs...

life is getting more and more sian...fatsie is not home yet, so i cant disturb her and slap her with THAT THING. *ahem* hee...

how i envy her. Harmonica practice all week. NOt that i enjoyed parctice THAT much...but at least her exams are over. worry-free!!! wEe~~~~

for me, it's different. i am the only one in the family who is banned from loads of stuffs.

~no TV (heck, that started when i was 11. so no diff.)
~no fried food (can slim down...what? i am already so slim n pretty? gosh..thks!)
~no using the com (so what am i doing here? i have my ways. *smiles slyly*)
~no wasting time (but that was what i was born to do!! *pouts*)
~no day dreaming (alright, den i shall dream during de night as my mind is already bz in de day in sch.)
~no singing to self when studying (hey, music is my life u noe? god, dat sounds so cheesy. but i have to exercise my vocals once in a while. if not, i might not be able to talk one day. and you will miss it...heh.)


there are a few more lame ones. which i do not intend to follow at all. i love reading my friend's blog. ALDA. she is one of the very few people who can make me laugh like an idiot when reading her blog. she is just so god damn humorous. wonder where she get that from? hmm...

pReTtY pLeAsE...?

i am so upset. i have lost my autograph book. the one with the strawberry shortcake print on it. a lot of my freiends have written in it. with lovely messages from them to me. it was lost in the hall i think. if anyone of you have seen it, can you please return it to me? if you have news of its whereabouts, can you please tell me? kept walking past OM's office to see if it was up on display. hoped with all my heart that i would see it. but no. i was so disappointed.

so...if anyone of you know where it is...can you please return it to me? please, please, pretty please?

fEeLinG LikE a iDiOt...

i hate going out alone.
walking around aimlessly.
it's different travelling to school.
at least i enjoyed the quiet rides on the bus.
but walking around with people staring at you like you are some kind of freak just sucks.
i dont even understand why some people love to stare.
if you think i look like an idiot, why dont you tell me?
instead of staring non-stop.
very fun right?
it would be more fun if i could gouge your eyes out and stomp on them.
and dont look at me if i said what you took was wrong.
you WERE wrong.
so what if i dont know what she wants it for?
at least i am good enough to help her BUY it.
if i have a choice, i wont even buy it from YOU.
then i can smear your lousy name.
so you will have no business forever.
and i wont have to see you anymore!
lucky you never say much.
if not you really going to get it.
hate it when people who dont know me say shit.
really wish you will go bankrupt!
stay out of the neighbourhood.

bOoKs bOoKs aNd mOrE bOoKs!!

went to the library with fats today. had to bribe her with treats before she want to go with me. how nice.

went to return my books and then grabbed loads of mags from the mags section. haha...i am a sucker for fashion magazines. Love the glossy pages filled with pictures of clothes, shoes, bags and cosmetics. I am a girl ok? A girl gotta do what a girl gotta do. heh.

then went to the comic sections where we grabbed quite a lot too. Saw sze yee and ziying studying. felt so guilty that i didnt study. all i did was read useless books which will not help me to pass my math and sciences. but after reading the comics, i dont really care bout my guilt. haha...

went to KFC for dinner. stupid fats, used my name to sms my mum and said that I was the one who want to eat. when SHE was the one who want it so bad. idiot. but i enjoyed my dinner la. so it was worth it that she framed me. haha...

after that went home liao. Nothing much to do so read the comics i borrowed. once parents were out of the house...i dashed to the living room and plopped myself onto the sofa. heh. watched liao zai. so cute. ghosts are friendly when you get into their good books. hee...

damn that myphotoalbum.com. want to earn money only. Just let me get back my photos and you can do whatever you want with the account ok?

Crazy over slam dunk now. Wish i was a basketball genius.


*she shoots, she scores! A Three-pointer!!
*crowd goes wild...

SNAP BACK TO REALITY

hey...a lazy bum who is not as active as you guys can also dream...cant she? *smiles weakly

dE fUn wE haD LaSt NiGhT...

getting ready to play. no prize for guessing who it is in the orange shirt. heh.



ah ni and ah po...de sparklers kind of died out on ah ni. heh.



now de sparklers died out on ah ling. haha!



de four of them...



dearie and sam...



yong xing is not cooperating with the arms akimbo action...



me and dearie...









dial 4 animation with one extra sam in it. i must say, their animation kind of
failed. haha...



mei mei keep on fan-ing ah ling...haha..



de so called 废物. wait! did i just call MYSELF 废物? damn.



me and via via...



me and sam...





yes ah ni. we all know that you are having fun...



me and dearie de 定情信物. sam de hairy hand xtra lor.



interested in the "ritual" haha...





see-saw playing. our fav pastime in de past. haha...
PS: notice wat mei mei is doin in de 1st foto? hx's butt veri nice 2 her. haha..in de 2nd foto, her eyes looked erm...heh.



mei mei was kind of heavy. lose weight la!!



one last photo before we all head home...

MiD aUtUm fEsTivaL...

yesterday went to town with ah ling to *aHeM* (cant say, later de person know! hee!) due to some unforseen circumstances, our trip was a bit late. but neva mind. i understand. hee...

met ah ling at JE interchange. was expecting to see ah po. but she was nowhere to be seen. oh! 原来如此! ah po neva go. cuz she dun like to go town to shop without a reason. how nice lor. haa...

so we walked to de MRT station. As both of us are listeners most of the time, we found it kinda hard to have a LONG conversation. must blame ah po. who ask her neva come. haha...but neva mind. after a while, we were doing fine on our own. hor ah ling? hee. 不要管那个臭阿婆抛弃我们俩! haha!!

den in de MRT, we talked bout de people who spam. they are simply wasting their life away. they can use the time to do so many other meaningful things. and hurting other people is definitely not ONE of them. it's nowhere on the list of meaningful things. anyway, just want to tell those people something. "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will NEVER hurt me." get that? so you can spam anyone you like and they dont even give a damn. so stop wasting your efforts.

first, we went to city link mall. we spend only a short amount of time there. cuz we found what we want in a few minutes. after that we went to bugis. on de train, we met a REALLY loving couple. one look and you can tell that they are not locals. but the guy was really sweet to the girl. i kept looking at them. too bad they did not alight at Bugis if not i could have seen more. hee...

we went to bugis street and also found what we want in a few minutes. heh. den we went to shop for OURSELVES. come on. give us a break. we're GIRLS! what can you expect? hee...but sad to say, there was nothing much that we wanted. so we went back to JE and headed for via house.

once there, i heard two ah siaos singing--monkey hui and xiao yu. screaming away in the microphone. 霍霍霍霍 霍霍霍霍~ 吵得要命!! then ah ling got really upset bout something. Darlin tom, remember what i said in the sms k? WE are WAY more important then whoever they are. HE is also very important hor! wahaha...love u la! (",) *smiles*

then went down to eat. helped via de mum take a lot of food. 物超所值嘞. via must thank us and cherish this very KIASU but GREAT bunch of friends. haha...then after eating. played mahjong. sian diao. monkey kept winning. and i am always the one who let her win. 3 games in a row lei! sucks. then karaoke a bit, went to ivory heights to play liao. soon after, Lin Sing and Gang joined us. and the first words i hear from them is: "废物！哇唠。 你真的是废物嘞!" idiotic people. shouldnt have invited you all to come down. then play n play lor. mummy called to "blow" me home liao. so went back to via house. too bad bao bei cant join us. she was to tired. haha...sad la. nxt yr k? hee...

so we all went home at round 11 plus nearing 12. kind of late which put a lot of us in danger of scoldings. but we had a fun day so it was worth it! haha...

Quote of the day: I miss you babe...*winks to ah ling and smile* wahaha...

aDdiTioN tO mY VERY LimiTeD vOcAb AND aCtIoNs...

additon to my very limited verbal vocab and actions:

~去死啦
~shaking a balled up fist at them

and replies from some people who think they 很有幽默感:

~orh. what? you wan play Scissors, Paper, Stone with me hah? ok lo.
~wah...u give me ur heart den i use my paper(hand) to wrap round your heart lo. (courtesy of er xin de han song. haha...)

nO nO...

i dont like it.
dont like it at all.
not happy about it.
try to put on a front and be nice.
but sometimes i really feel like...
dont like it.
dont like it at all.
no no...